The Top 10

Hey there, hope you are doing well and staying warm. I got tickled earlier today, my warped sense of humor kicked in finally regarding this situation. My kids would say I am the only one that appreciates my humor and I reply right back that is fine, that is the most important part- that I appreciate it :). I was getting ready for work and the thought came to me (this may be considered inappropriate- so you may stop reading here)---- I better make sure to shave the underarm area in case I have a pneumothorax and some Dr. and staff I know have to put a chest tube in me! Cracked me up! I laughed out loud. I still laugh as I type this because it was just funny to me. So I came up with a top 10 list related to strange thoughts one must now have when it comes to LAM. NOt totally for sure how to make a top 10 list but here is mine and not necessarily in the right order. *#10-You suddenly value your health insurance more than you did. **#9-You find yourself clinging to sappy songs. **#8-After a while you are tired of sappy songs. **#7-You try to do more with your children to make memories. **#6-You find you have new courage to say things that need said. (that can be good and bad) **#5-You figure out this is not about you. **#4-You hope you can lose weight and get a six-pack of abs before they sedate you and roll you on your side for an open-lung biopsy, knowing your tummy will not stay in place once they do. **#3-No longer do you take breathing for granted. **#2-It dawns on you you must have your underarms shaved all the time in case of a pneumo. **#1-You realize you are sadly more concerned about your underarms than you are having a pneumo. With God all things are possible... Matthew 19:26